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This serrano ale blend will have you ranting, raving, and rolling on the floor.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLavaDrops hot sauces are crafted from Habanero \u0026amp; Serrano chile peppers, beer, garlic, vinegar, lime, a touch of salt, with sodium benzoate and potassium sorbate\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cinemassacre","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47436913180886,"sku":"RETRO4360","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2385\/7749\/files\/RollingRockSauce1.5.png?v=1780084528"},{"product_id":"cinemassacre-monster-madness-sauce-habanero-pumpkin","title":"Cinemassacre: “Monster Madness Sauce\" (Habanero Pumpkin)","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis is Cinemassacre's Monster Madness Sauce, a habanero pumpkin apocalypse in a bottle! It’s a boss fight that starts with a sweet pumpkin taste, then lands a sneak-attack punch of spice and heat. The habanero drags your mouth straight into the fiery pits of hell with an 8\/10 heat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Bite into the madness! A fiery mix so seasonally bold it’ll wake the dead. Perfect for creatures of the night, or anyone craving a spicy scare.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLavaDrops hotsauces are crafted from natural pumpkin, pumpkin pie spices, red Habanero peppers, garlic, vinegar, lime, sugar, salt, with sodium benzoate and potassium sorbate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cinemassacre","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47436928778454,"sku":"RETRO4361","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2385\/7749\/files\/Monster_Madness_1.jpg?v=1780084344"},{"product_id":"cinemassacre-dumpin-buffalo-sauce-scorpion-reaper","title":"Cinemassacre: “Dumpin’ Buffalo Sauce” (Scorpion \u0026 Reaper)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis is the final boss fight of cursed condiments, ‘Dumpin’ Buffalo Sauce’ is a full-on bomb. Combining the deadly Scorpion and Reaper peppers, cranked to an unholy 27\/10 heat, yep, you read that sh*t right, a twenty-seven out of ten! This sauce was unleashed from the darkest level of a cursed NES game.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Hotter than AVGN’s toilet after a marathon of bad games. This unholy blend lights up your insides and delivers drops of diarrhea destruction.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLavaDrops hot sauces are crafted meticulously from Carolina Reaper, Trinidad Scorpion, and Peruvian red Habanero peppers, combined with vinegar, molasses, and a touch of Salt, with sodium benzoate and potassium sorbate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cinemassacre","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47436996018390,"sku":"RETRO4362","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2385\/7749\/files\/BuffaloSauce1.5.png?v=1780084123"},{"product_id":"cinemassacre-trilogy-sauce-pack","title":"Cinemassacre: TRILOGY SAUCE PACK","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"198\" data-end=\"481\"\u003eThis LavaDrops gift box isn’t a gift, it’s a flavor curse. 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This serrano ale blend will have you ranting, raving, and rolling on the floor.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"681\" data-end=\"859\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"684\" data-end=\"859\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/retroware.com\/products\/cinemassacre-monster-madness-sauce-habanero-pumpkin\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"684\" data-end=\"709\"\u003eMonster Madness Sauce\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e – Habanero Pumpkin, 8\/10 heat.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Bite into the madness! A fiery mix so seasonally bold it’ll wake the dead. Perfect for creatures of the night, or anyone craving a spicy scare.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"860\" data-end=\"1141\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"863\" data-end=\"1141\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/retroware.com\/products\/cinemassacre-dumpin-buffalo-sauce-scorpion-reaper\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"863\" data-end=\"888\"\u003eDumpin’ Buffalo Sauce\u003c\/strong\u003e –\u003c\/a\u003e Scorpion \u0026amp; Reaper, 27\/10 heat. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Hotter than AVGN’s toilet after a marathon of bad games. This unholy blend lights up your insides and delivers drops of diarrhea destruction.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1143\" data-end=\"1358\"\u003eWhether you’re gifting it to a fellow gamer, a hot sauce masochist, or your worst enemy, this box delivers pain and flavor in every drop. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cinemassacre","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47437048971478,"sku":"RETRO4363","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2385\/7749\/files\/Cinemassacre_Sauces_1.jpg?v=1780083911"},{"product_id":"cinemassacre-mike-mateis-creamy-white-sauce-habanero-garlic-ranch","title":"\"Mike Matei's Creamy White Sauce\" (Habanero Garlic Ranch)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ehuge load\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e of thick white goo will make you scream like Mike on stream. Spicy enough to get you building \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ebrown bricks\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e in your pants.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLavaDrops hot sauces are crafted from Soybean oil, garlic, vinegar, Serrano and Habanero peppers, sugar, egg yolks, salt, milk powders, lime, a blend of spices, and a touch of salt with sodium benzoate and potassium sorbate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cinemassacre","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47437080854742,"sku":"RETRO4364","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2385\/7749\/files\/MikeSauce1.png?v=1780083848"}],"url":"https:\/\/retroware.com\/collections\/cinemassacre-hot-sauce.oembed","provider":"Retroware","version":"1.0","type":"link"}