Angry Video Game Nerd Mystery Box

The AVGN Mystery Box contains 5 pieces of crap in a specially designed Nerd themed NES box. You get what you get, no whining or complaining. Items in the box are all randomly selected from past or present merchandise.  The only choice you have is whether or not you want a shirt: if you select a size, you’ll get one; if you select “sans shirt,” your box won’t include a shirt. Pretty f*ckin’ simple.

Just because we like a little chaos: somewhere in the first 350 boxes are 12 signed copies of A Movie Making Nerd book. There are 2 in each category.

Each box includes 5 items valued at over $100 retail. No duplicate items appear within a single box, but if you buy more than one, you might get duplicates.

Final sale item. No returns, no exceptions.