Cinemassacre: TRILOGY SAUCE PACK

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This LavaDrops gift box isn’t a gift, it’s a flavor curse. Inside, you get three sauces designed to make you scream, curse, and question all your life choices:

1. Angry Video Game Sauce – Farmhouse Ale Serrano, 6/10 heat.
   "Smooth, spicy, and slightly bitter… like a bad beer and a worse video game. This serrano ale blend will have you ranting, raving, and rolling on the floor."
   

2. Monster Madness Sauce – Habanero Pumpkin, 8/10 heat.
   "Bite into the madness! A fiery mix so seasonally bold it’ll wake the dead. Perfect for creatures of the night, or anyone craving a spicy scare."

3. Dumpin’ Buffalo Sauce – Scorpion & Reaper, 27/10 heat. 
   "Hotter than AVGN’s toilet after a marathon of bad games. This unholy blend lights up your insides and delivers drops of diarrhea destruction."
   

Whether you’re gifting it to a fellow gamer, a hot sauce masochist, or your worst enemy, this box delivers pain and flavor in every drop.